Basics

Name – Ian Benjamin Pearce

Mother - Marcy

Father – Charles III

Siblings – Sisters- Rebecca

Brother- Dilyone

Birthday – day after april fools

Sign – ? ßthe “I have no clue” sign

School – ‘stogafuck

Location – beer wine

Sex – IM A DUDE!! LAAAA!!!

Eyes – blue-sa :)

Hair – bwown

Height – 5’8 ish

weight – 135 before I take a shit, 131 after :)

Have you ever...

1. Kissed your cousin? I have kissed my 6 year old twin cousins on the cheek

2. Ran away? No, but matt did HAHHAHHAHAA! way to go man!

3. Pictured your crush naked? I have pictured crushed apples naked, it was hot

4. Actually seen your crush naked? No-sa……….NOT YET!!! But I will get that damn apple to, I swear.

5. Broken someone's heart? No, people only break mine </3

6. Been in love? I am right now.

7. Cried when someone died? Yea-sa, who doesn’t?

8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have? Haha yes, except then I thought I had a chance. But now I realize I was a loser, and still am.

9. Broken a bone? A rib and my ass, they both sucked

10. Drank alcohol? Brian made me try some beer, my dad lets me try some of his beer and hard cider, I love wine, but my mom don’t like me to have it, so I don’t.

11. Lied? Hahah YEAH RIGHT!!!

12. Cried in school? Hmmm, yeah, I think. I def have in elementary school

Which is better...

13. Coke or Pepsi? Coke[ain]

14. Sprite or 7 Up? 7up is def a cooler name and a cooler mascot logo thing(the little red guy), I used to have a 7up game for sega genisis, I loved it, so ill go with 7up eben though sprite is prob better, 7up is cooler.

15. Girls or guys? Gargoyles, I like boys, but just as friends

16. Flowers or candy? Flowers are cool, candy is good, ill go with flower-candy.

17. Scruff or clean shaven? Clean shaven, usually, but scruff sounds cooler, so ill go with that

18. Quiet or loud? (tired)Quiet in school, therefore, people who only know me from school don’t like me, out of school im a wild and krazy kid

19. Blondes or brunettes? Eithers fine with me, some brunettes can be prettier than blondes, some blondes can be prettier than brunettes, the color of the hair don’t really matter, but I like hair

20. Bitchy or slutty? Im a slut

21. Tall or short? In comparison to?

22. Pants or shorts? Pantez!!!

Random questions...

23. What do you notice about a girl? Her Face, hair, Smile, Clothing Style, humor, things in common.

24. Last person you slow danced with? Hmm, I would like to say Rachel, but I think id have to go with that insane girl with no eyebrows, yeah, christine

25. Worst question to ask? "Why do you hate me?" god.... that question makes me hate people. –diego [I agree with diego] another question that pisses me off is when dtupid bitches ask if a persons mate is “cool”

26. Showered? Shower? Whats that?

27. Had sex? NOT YET hehe

28. Had a great time with the opposite sex? Yes, it was fantastic

What is...

29. Your good luck charm? Don’t habe one

30. Person you hate the most? hmm.…Kelly case maybe, I don’t hate jenna really, I just annoy her when I get bored

31. The best thing that happened to you today? witnessed rachels beauty

32. Your favorite color? Blue, hot pink’s cool, CEPT ITS NOT!!! ITS HOT!!! Hahahhahah no.

33. Movie? The hardest question I have erber been asked

34. Book? Don’t read, dr suess or everyone poops,

35. Subject in school? School sucks, photo? WC with Decka is cool.

36. Juice? APPLE BITCH!!!!! Yes, applebitch jooce.

37. Cars? Dodge Viper i guess,

38. Ice cream? Chip Cookie Dough, expresso chip, is Shit ice cream?

39. Holiday? CHAWNY-DAY(s)

40. Season? Summer sanders

41. Breakfast food? BELGIUM WAFFLES!!! [from denny’s]

42. Place to go with your honey? To a field, with nothing but endless flowers and butterflies all about, and a hammock just big enough for us to sleep in each others arms... sigh... –diego [wow, that sounds terrific, ill go there too, we can doobledate]

43. Makes you laugh the most? Matthew Eiraldi

44. Makes you smile? RACHEL!!! And matt eiraldi

45. Gives you that funny feeling when you talk to them? wachel, I gets buttafwies in tummy. hahaha

46. Has a crush on you? It woud be nice to know, but not right now

47. Do you have a crush on? Yo, this question isn't thad different for the one 2 before and the one 3 before and probably some others. –diego [yes]

48. Can make you feel better no matter what? Weed, cocaine, heroin, all that. NOT Rachel and matt eiraldi

49. Has it easier, guys or girls? That's not that easy... I mean, girls have to bleed out their vagina all the time, but guys get boners in public places by accident. –diego [took the words right outta ma mouf, girls have to give birth too, usually, HAHA, sucks for dem.]

Do you ever...

50. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: you mean sit by the computer and wait for an IM. –diego [haha yes!]

51. Save AOL conversations: EHHHHHHHH PLBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Christine, haha dumb bitch.

52. Save e-mails: yes, the fake xxx hardcore anal titled ones that I send to myself and I giggle, and sam and Maggie neked….hahaha yuck

53. Wish you were someone else: I wanna be a kennedy, not, umm im not quite sure, I used to want to be diego real bad, bu I see he is going through some hardcore depressing shit

54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: I don’t need to wish.

55. Cried because of someone's mean words: no, I don’t care what peeps think of me

Best...

56. Cologne: don’t gots none, I am all naturelle, and prob smell like shit :)

57. Perfume: Ian is cool

58. Kiss: DEF DEF DEF DEF RACHEL, no doubt about it.

59. Romantic memory: I don’t recollect any roman ticks.

60. Most recent advice given to you: my mom said don’t love Rachel too much or shell break heart.

Have you...

61. Fallen for your best friend? Friends?

62. Made out w/ JUST a friend? Matt eiraldi, Justin, matt fahey, brian Corcoran ahh too many to recall.

63. Been rejected? By many girls, and brian and andy as children, they hated me.

64. Been in love? You already asked this. Yes.

65. Been in lust? LUST FOR LIFE WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Sorry.

66. Used someone? I use matt eiraldi for his sex

67. Been used? Only for my food, and my mom

68. Cheated on someone? Nope, well yea since my last gf never broke up with me, im technically still goin out with her, haha that was a while ago.

69. Been cheated on? Hopefully not

70. Been kissed? How can you ask "best kiss" before "been kissed"? who made this?! - diego

71. Done something you regret? Yes

Who was the last person...

72. You touched? I dunno, i guess my daddy. unless you mean touched romantically, then it's rachel.

73. You talked to? My daddy

74. You hugged? My daddy, just now.

75. You instant messaged? lindsay

76. You kissed? rachel

77. You had sex with? Emma, drewblitz, toby, and mara all at the same time

78. You yelled at? mommy

79. You laughed with? my sister, cept it was more “laughed AT”

80. Who broke your heart? That girl

81. Who told you they loved you? My daddy

Do you..

82. Color your hair? No

83. Have tattoos? No, but I had a really cool one that covered my whole back hahahahah fun fun fun

84. Have piercings? My last name is pearce, which is almost pierce which is almost piercings

85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? GF

86. Own a webcam? Hehehe yes :)

87. Own a thong? No, but I make them sometimes, for myself

88. Ever get off the damn computer? Only to be with Rachel

89. Sprechen sie deutsche? No, you deurschebag

90. Habla espanol? Non, FRANCAIS.

91. Quack? Yes, fluently

91 and a half. EHHHH PLBBBBBBBB? EHHHHHHHHHHH PLBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!

Have you / do you / are you...

92. Stolen anything? Yeah, but I forget what.

93. Smoke? Nono, but I have, which I regret.

94. Schizophrenic? Don't think so.

95. Obsessive? Yeah, quite.

96. Compulsive? Don't think so.

97. Obsessive compulsive? Don't think so.

98. Panic? Do I ever panic? sure, all the time.

99. Anxiety? not really

100. Depressed? Have been.

101. Suicidal? NO! THIS IS BAD, I HEAR!!

102. Obsessed with hate? No?

103. Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? Swimming in a giant clear potato with green goo inside

104. Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? Rachel.

105. If you could be anywhere, where would you be? In her arms. –diego [good call]

106. Can you do anything freakish with your body? Give myself nasal sex

107. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others? It's gotta balance.-diego [yeah]

108. Vote for a woman candidate for president? If I thought she could run our country……..WELL!!!

109. Would you marry for money? HELL YEAH$$$$ :)

110. Have you had braces? Yes, great experience

111. Do you pluck your eyebrows? No, but my ex puls hers out

113. When was the last time you had a hickey? Never.

114. Could you live without a computer? DEF NOT

115. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc...? uum sure MSN all the way, aim is a piece.

116. If so, how many people are on your list(s)? I TOOK IT TO THE MAX!!!! 200.

117. If you could live in any past, where would it be? A few seconds ago

118. Do you wear white socks? yes

119. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off? Off they go

120. What is your favorite fruit? I LOVE ALL FRUITS MORE THAN ANYONE

121. Do you eat wheat bread or white? white

122. What is your favorite place to visit? rachel.

123. What is the last movie you saw? Making shit? haha, 50 first dates, or kinda office space.

124. Do you kiss on the first date? I think so, ive only had like one.

125. Are you photogenic? NO, poop

126. Do you dream in color or black and white? Color!

127. Are you wearing fingernail polish? nah

128. Is it chipped or fresh? sex

129. Do you have any dimples? yes

130. Do you remember being born? No, but Ive seen It on tape, I was c-section, I watched them cut open my mom, it was pleasant.

131. Why do you take surveys? Because im a loser and Rachel ditched me.

132. Do you drink alcohol? No-sa

133. Did you like or do you like middle school? Yes, but only cuase of the friendly atmosphere

134. What is the best accent? Brad Pitt in Snatch. –diego [good call]

today i had a half day of midterms and they were easy. then after that i went to rachels house. it was really funnnnn. we were exhausted so we took a napper.  then we went to the mall and ate breakfast/lunch/dinner.  then we walked up to the movie theatre and watched mystic rivier.  it was good. bye.